Chill the Fuck Out and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539674221
Format: PDF, Mobi
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AMAZON BEST SELLER | 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Chill the Fuck Out and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book includes the following phrases: Chill the fuck out and color Fuck yourself in the ass I baked you a batch of cunt muffins Slutty little cocksucker Bend over and shove this up your ass I'll throw that bitch in a ditch It's time to quit the shit Have a hot cup of shut the fuck up Lick my clit and eat my shit Fuckitty fucking fuck I didn't know shit could talk Get out of my fucking sight Die you cheating bastard Look, but don't fucking touch Here for the fucking idiot convention? You're brilliant plan just got fucked Don't get your panties in a twist My ass looks fucking great Once a bitch, always a bitch Don't be a whiny little bitch You're up shit creek without a paddle Be quiet, I'm fucking sleeping I'm the queen of fucking awesome That dumb bitch is such a slut Find you own man you slut Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $6.00, 60% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

The Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 9781250120649
Format: PDF, ePub
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This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

Shit Happens

Author: James Alexander
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692803769
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Get the entire collection at swearybook.com - Release Your Anger - Memos to Shitty People - Shit Happens! - Fuck Off, I'm Coloring When sh*t hits the fan, what do you do? James Alexander may have the answer. Introducing the swear word adult coloring book. With over 55 swear words to color, printed on beautiful black paper, Shit Happens! features classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax and let go of any stress in your life. Each single-sided page includes such tension-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Bullshit', laid over intricate and meditative zentagle designs... perfect for those who love colorful language! Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/free WARNING contains seriously colourful language! Tags: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, donald trump, hillary clinton, donald trump coloring book, hillary clinton coloring book, alex fleming, fuck you i'm coloring, go fuck yourself i'm coloring, alex fleming coloring book, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book,

Chill the F ck Out

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 9781473642058
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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From the creator of the #1 Bestseller Calm the Fuck Down, Chill the Fuck Out is the perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line colouring pages. Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like 'It's been lovely but I have to scream now', 'As if', 'That's Ms Bitch to you', and more. Sasha O'Hara is the pen name for a pain and stress relief therapist practicing in Portland, Oregon.

Calm the F Ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 9781473642041
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 9781250119919
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Swear Word Swear Word Coloring Book
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781530449675
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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New Release Sweary Colouring Book for Adults Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with kittens, puppies, and other annoying baby animals. * Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion, so you can print extra copies. This is the original and very first book in the Sweary Colouring Books series, and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones.

Fuck Off I m Coloring

Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 9781604336610
Format: PDF
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Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.

BULLSHIT 50 Swear Words to Color Your Anger Away

Author: Randy Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781520548753
Format: PDF, ePub
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Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stres! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color!* Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults* Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire* The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level* Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)* Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper