You Had One Job

Author: Beverly L. Jenkins
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449480691
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.

If You Read Anything Offline This Year Make It This Book

Author: Brook Lundy
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN: 9781454911005
Format: PDF, ePub
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If you've got something not nice to say, say it with snark, say it with style, and say it with wit! Culled from someecards.com, this hilarious collection gathers more of the hit website's snippy, smug, and sarcastic postcards. Send them for holidays, birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, congratulations, whenever you're feeling cheeky! No matter what the social obligation, this book has you covered.

The Quotable A hole

Author: Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher: Adams Media
ISBN: 144052565X
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Readers will find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered. They'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.

Have a Little Pun

Author: Frida Clements
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452147833
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

Hot Guys and Baby Animals

Author: Audrey Khuner
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449407900
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Published to benefit the SPCA, a lighthearted treasury by the creators of the Hot Guys and Baby Animals Wall Calendar features photographs of attractive, often shirtless male models with adorable baby animals and is complemented by tongue-in-cheek captions about their likes and dislikes.

Someecards Office Mad Libs

Author: Jay Perrone
Publisher: Price Stern Sloan
ISBN: 0843182660
Format: PDF
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Our newest Someecards Mad Libs features 21 brand-new stories all about office life! Story topics include: who keeps stealing food from the communal fridge?; what happens at the holiday party stays at the holiday party; she wore that to work?!, and much much more. Our book is 48 fun-filled pages for only $4.99, so pick one up for all your coworkers!

A Mindful Day

Author: David Dillard-Wright
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507202660
Format: PDF
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Take a moment each day to find peace. With the stress you encounter during work, family life, and day-to-day tasks, it can be hard to find a moment to yourself to unwind. Yet with just a few minutes a day of meditation, you can improve your physical, emotional, and mental well-being. A Mindful Day provides you with the tools you need to enjoy a peaceful moment each day. With 365 inspiring quotes and short, easy mindfulness exercises, you'll learn how to tackle your day with a clear head and positive energy. These simple moments of awareness, healing postures, and meditations will inspire peace and leave you open to all the joys each day can offer.

Wu Tang Clan Mad Libs

Author: Jay Perrone
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399541500
Format: PDF, Docs
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A must-buy Mad Libs for hip-hop lovers! Wu-Tang Clan Mad Libs includes 21 stories based on the music and history of Wu-Tang Clan, one of the most popular and awarded hip-hop groups of all time.

Awkward Family Photos

Author: Mike Bender
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
ISBN: 0307592286
Format: PDF, ePub
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With twenty-five new photographs for the eBook edition, the New York Times bestseller is now more awkward than ever Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what’s wrong with you”—Esquire), this full color book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph!