The PMS Coloring Book

Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533365903
Format: PDF, ePub
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The PMS Coloring Book by Cynthia Van Edwards [MATURE CONTENT] This is a coloring book devoted to each and every woman on the planet earth who must, at some point, face the realities of P.M.S. For some it isn't a big deal, but for the other 99.96% of us... it hurts like a mother-f'er. So get out your pens, sharpies, markers, colored pencils, or lipstick and let's bring out those thoughts and feelings so that we don't murder those closest to us during that time of the month when Lucifer seems to we washing out our insides. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. This is the Midnight BLACK edition, which uses open Black backgrounds so that your colors literally pop off the page and you can walk around like a lazy eyes psycho and show people what you did last night when you weren't going batshit crazy! What you're left with are really unique and beautiful pieces of art. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience

The PMS Coloring Book Compilation Edition

Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533487193
Format: PDF, Docs
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The PMS Coloring Book by Cynthia Van Edwards [MATURE CONTENT] 84 Image, Midnight + White Compilation Edition This is a coloring book devoted to each and every woman on the planet earth who must, at some point, face the realities of P.M.S. For some it isn't a big deal, but for the other 99.96% of us... it hurts like a mother-f'er. So get out your pens, sharpies, markers, colored pencils, or lipstick and let's bring out those thoughts and feelings so that we don't murder those closest to us during that time of the month when Lucifer seems to we washing out our insides. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. This is the Midnight + White edition, which uses Black, Grey & White backgrounds so that your colors literally pop off the page and you can walk around like a lazy eyes psycho and show people what you did last night when you weren't going batshit crazy! What you're left with are really unique and beautiful pieces of art. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience

Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533356413
Format: PDF
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A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"

Fuck That Stress Midnight Edition

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533416865
Format: PDF, Docs
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Sometimes no matter what you do to calm down, regular shit just doesn't cut it. You feel stressed, tired and just want to destroy everything that's in your path. You want to relax, but coloring some cute rabbits or cats just doesn't do the trick. That's when it's time to take this book and say "FUCK THAT STRESS"! Whether you want to relax in style, unleash your inner artist, or give an amazing sweary gift to you friends and relatives, your boss or random weirdos on the street, this coloring book is a perfect choice. Here's a little info about this sweary coloring book: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate black Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Receive Free Coloring Pages at www.ffelife.com/midnightbonus Take a look at some of the phrases you'll be coloring inside this midnight swear word coloring book: When I get older than you I'll beat you up! I'll hit you so hard it'll make your grandma hurt. I'm going to go grab some switches and beat your britches If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. I hope you have bad sex I fart in your general direction Life isn't easy, but your mom is. The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage. I will dress you as a lettuce and feed you to the snails; it will be a very slow death. I will shit on everything you love. The reason I swear so much is because fuck you. I will punch you in the dick with a cactus. I hope you get hit by a UFO. I will shove a shark up your uterus! I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass I'll be running marathons out of your mouth! I'll hit your shit. Fuck you with a rock. I'll spit on your toothbrush while you sleep! I will tie you down and make you do acid. I hope you step on a lego. Time I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your father pulled out early. You are about as useful as a knitted condom. You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! Eat a hobo's dick cheese In total, you will find 30 swear word coloring pages that would allow you to calm down and have fun doing it. Order now and start coloring your stress away! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to see what's hiding inside TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell

Machine of Death

Author: Ryan North
Publisher: Machines of Death LLC
ISBN: 0982167121
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Presents fantasy stories written by Internet authors that explore how people, cultures, and societies are affected by the predictions of the Machine, an object that provides short yet vague phrases about how a person will die.

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Outrageous Katie
Publisher: Swear Word Coloring Book
ISBN: 9781945006289
Format: PDF
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You've seen swear word coloring books before, but never one like this! Introducing Have Some Pun, the worlds dirtiest, funniest, prettiest coloring book filled with hilarious puns. Unwind, relax, and probably have a few belly laughs with this coloring book by me Outrageous Katie. Inside my book you will find goofy and raunchy puns made even funnier with my designs. I designed the drawings based on the puns, and not the other way around! This coloring book is truly a shade above the rest! Included in the book are... Hilarious jokes and puns Beautiful illustrations that go with the puns perfectly. Goofy characters Pretty plants and animals High quality paper 30 coloring pages at 8.5 x 11 Join the newest phase of adult coloring books and try our adult coloring book, Have Some Pun, today! If you're looking for a swear word coloring book that will have you giggling like a kid, that holds no punches, and is beautifully designed and drawn then this is the book for you! Have Some Pun is the hard work of the one and only Outrageous Katie! Her humor is perfect for swear word coloring books, and her artistic prowess is among the best the adult coloring books genre. Outrageous Katie takes great pride in every page of her books, and she has thousands of happy customers to back up her hard work. Katie's books consistently rank among adult coloring books best sellers. It seems like everyone is releasing a swear word coloring book these days, but there are many things that set Outrageous Katie's work apart from the competition. These are some of the many reasons that fans of coloring books for adults love this book!

Pokemon Go F Ck Yourself the Adult Coloring Book

Author: Pokemon Go Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535300971
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Pokemon Go...Fuck Yourself! Stress Relieving Pokemon Designs, Midnight Backgrounds, Pokemon Patterns, Beautiful Stupid Pokemon Shit and more! Tons of Unique Pokemon Designs to Color! Dozens of Pokemon coloring pages designed for Adults Garden Designs, Animals, Flower Designs, and Paisley Patterns... But mostly just Cursing Pokemon Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The Pokemon Curse and Swear in almost every Stupid Coloring Page Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each Pokemon coloring page is on a separate sheet and you can color them, light them on fire, use them to stick up your ass, or the ass of somebody you know who doesn't currently have any Pokemon stuck up their ass. Tags: Adult coloring books, coloring books for adults, coloring books, coloring books for kids, floral patterns, paisley patterns, flowers, coloring pages for adults, midnight backgrounds, black backgrounds, large coloring books, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring pencils, Pokemon Go Fuck yourself, Pokemon Go App., Pokemon for iPhone

Naughty Sex Words and Phrases Time Out Coloring Book

Author: Jamesa Lynn Leyhe
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530829675
Format: PDF
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CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. IT IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN! Are you feeling naughty and sexy? Well then grab your supplies and get ready to unwind and let your imagination explode! 32 one sided pages, and they range in skill level!

Big Beautiful Bitch

Author: Thiago Ultra
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535284264
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Thiago Ultra presents you with this awesome swear word coloring book, containing the best art ever created by the artist, along with positive sweary expressions to make your day even better! Join this coloring adventure alongside Thiago Ultra and be delighted when coloring his delicate, but full of character, designs. 20+ unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and beautiful patterns. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Ultimate fun! Grab you copy today!

Edible Medicinal and Non Medicinal Plants

Author: T. K. Lim
Publisher: Springer Science & Business
ISBN: 9401787484
Format: PDF
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Volume 8 is part of a multicompendium Edible Medicinal and Non-Medicinal Plants, on plants with edible flowers from Geraniaceae to Zingiberaceae (tabular) and 82 species in Geraniaceae, Iridaceae, Lamiaceae, Liliaceae, Limnocharitaceae, Magnoliaceae, Malvaceae, Meliaceae, Myrtaceae, Nyctaginaceae, Nymphaeaceae, Oleaceae, Onagraceae, Orchidaceae, Paeoniaceae, Papaveraceae, Plantaginaceae, Poaceae, Polygonaceae, Primulaceae, Proteaceae, Ranunculaceae, Rosaceae, Rubiaceae, Rutaceae, Solanaceae, Theaceae, Tropaeolaceae, Tyhpaceae, Violaceae, Xanthorrhoeaceae and Zingiberaceae in detail. This work is of significant interest to medical practitioners, pharmacologists, ethnobotanists, horticulturists, food nutritionists, botanists, agriculturists, conservationists and general public. Topics covered include: taxonomy; common/ vernacular names; origin/ distribution; agroecology; edible plant parts/uses; botany; nutritive/medicinal properties, nonedible uses and selected references.